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Title: Dead and Gone
Author: Jennifer Rebecca
Genre: Romantic Suspense
Release Day: March 11th
Cover by Alyssa Garcia at Uplifting Designs.
Three weeks ago, Trent and I were deep into the Honeymoon stage of love, I swore I wouldn’t be the first one to rock the boat—Lord knows with our two Irish tempers it would happen soon enough—so when he made me promise to keep my nose and our grandmothers out of his investigation, I did.
It didn’t hurt that his head was buried between my legs at the time either. But then Daisy called me begging for help and what kind of bestie would I be if I shut the door in her face? That’s right, a sh*tty one. So I packed up our grandmothers and their gogo boots, g-strings and pasties to get to the bottom of things. Only problem is if Trent catches us I’ll be dead meat, folks.
My name is Shelby Whitmore, Funeral and Obituaries columnist for the San Diego Metro News and most likely to be single again if I survive this sh*t. But hey, at least I’m still a hit with the blue hairs . . .
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I’m dead meat. Literally. Dead.
Meat.
Last
month, when Trent and I started up again, I promised him that I wouldn’t do
anything crazy. I wouldn’t go off half cocked. And most importantly, I wouldn’t
follow our grandmothers down the crazy assed rabbit hole of Granny Grabbers and
Dangerous Dames.
“You’re not police officers,” he had
said.
And
I agreed. We’re not.
Trent also might have coerced me into
agreeing with him in the most despicable ways. One minute my legs are wrapped
around his neck and my eyes are rolled back in my head and I’m one more “Oh,
yes,” away from the promised land.
“Shell,” he said to me in between
licks and kisses. “Promise me you won’t do anything crazy.” He kissed me again
and again.
“Yes,” I ignored him as I rocked
against his mouth moving closer and closer.
“Promise,” he commanded as I
spiraled closer and closer to the edge.
“Yes!” I cried.
“You promise?” He asked me again but
I was too far gone.
“Sweet Petunia, yes!”
“I’m so glad we agree. You have no
idea how happy this makes me, Shelby.” Trent smiled as he slithered up my body
like the snake that he is.
Although, I had an idea how happy my
climax had made him as it was currently poking me in the thigh. Before I had a
chance to catch my breath or even question what, exactly, Trent and I agreed
on, he slid all the way inside me to the hilt and my eyes rolled back in my
head.
*****
As It turned out, we had allegedly
agreed that I wouldn’t go on any more cappers with my friend, Daisy, the
retired hooker, and our grandmothers. Sophia was out, she was at some big,
fancy figure skating competition in Chicago.
I
still agreed. I mean, what kind of trouble could two widowed senior citizens, a
retired hooker, and an obituaries columnist for the local paper get into. I
mean really. Lightning doesn’t strike twice. It doesn’t, right?
And
Trent and I had worked out some kinks. He yelled less. I pretended to listen
more. And when I didn’t he used his handsome mouth in better ways than yelling
if you catch my drift. We were officially in the love bubble. The honeymoon
stage. I wasn’t ready to rock the boat for just anything all willy nilly.
But
Daisy, my sweet, fabulous, eccentrically dressed best friend had a problem.
Several of her . . . ummm . . . colleagues
from the old days were missing. Like really missing, not shacked up with a
John. And she was worried. Yes, my sweet friend, Daisy, had a problem and she
came to me for help, advice, I don’t really know what. All I know is that led
me to today as I sit, handcuffed to the pipes of a bathroom sink in a filthy
motel just this side of Mexico, dressed like a cheap hooker. Yep, I’m in
trouble, folks. Just like I said . . . Dead. Meat. My name is Shelby Whitmore,
funeral and obituaries columnist for the San
Diego Metro News and most likely to be single again if I survive this shit.
I guess I should start at the beginning . . .
Catch up on the series:
Dead and Buried
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